Paul Murphy Recruitment

Paul Murphy
ISSUE 2007-1
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Paul Murphy Recruitment Is placed to advise that The University of Kurdistan Hawler is currently recruiting 4 qualified and experienced teachers. Compensation: Tax free salary $25k to $30k Benefits to include * Free furnished accomm * Your own personal cross, personal javelin, personal centurion and personal resurrection. * Plus: extra fittings on your personal cross: Wi Fi fitted, LAN; the latest games including World of Warcraft. Your personal centurion also has a selection of mops soaked in wine, sponges and a whole new selection of personal buckets for catching your own personal blood as it falls and stains your personal piece of Iraqi sand. Your personal camel for carrying your personal body to the place of burial. The camel comes fitted with Wi Fi, LAN, and a giant selection of new games including Personal Burial in Eyeraq, an exciting new conceptual game envisaged with your personal online resurrection in mind. You can also purchase your soul at ebay at a possible discount price of 75000 shekels. 16 camels, a harem of 75 nubile young virgins are then sent to welcome you to your personal Paradise, with a full selection of the usual add-ons, Wi Fi, LAN, online gambling & gaming and a selection of reasonably priced drinks and chocolate bars. Apply now by sending your CV